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Team Houston Jet Setter & The Big Frankfurt Babe
Posted By: Scott Tusic (pool-72-84-54-5.clrkwv.east.verizon.net)
Date: Wednesday, April 30, 2008, @ 5:56 p.m.
What we're going to do here is to go back, way back, back into time.
When the only people existed were troglodytes...cave men...cave women...Neanderthal...troglodytes.
Lets take the average man sitting at home, listening to his stereo. Sometimes he'd get up, try to do his thing. He'd begin to move, something like this:
"Dance, dance." When he'd get tired of dancing alone, he'd look in the mirror:Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman gotta find a woman. He'd go down to the lake where all the women would be swimming or washing clothes or something. He'd look around and just grab one.
"Come here...Come here." He'd grab her by the hair. Something you can't do today fella's, cause it might come off. You'd have a piece of hair in your hand and she would be swimming away from you.. (Ha-Ha). This one woman just lay there, wet and frightened. He said: "Move...move". She got up. She was a big woman. BIG WOMAN. Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. She was one of the Butt sisters. He didn't care. He looked up at her and said:
"Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!". She looked down on him. She was ready to crush him, but she started to like him. She said:
"I'll sock it to ya daddy!". "He said. "Wha?".
She said: "I'll sock it to ya daddy!". You know what he said? He started it way back then. I wouldn't lie to you.
When she said, "I'll sock it to ya daddy!". He said, "Right on! Right on! Hotpants! Hotpants!
Ugh...Ugh...Ugh...
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