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A STORY ABOUT A BIG TX. SNAKE!!
Posted By: TIM SWORDS (cpe-72-177-239-228.houston.res.rr.com)
In Response To: Re: Strong wrists story / 74 year older (Scott Tusic)
Date: Sunday, January 7, 2007, @ 9:20 a.m.
I HAVE A NEIGHBOR THAT I DON'T CARE FOR TO MUCH!! HE HATES KIDS, HATES THE FACT THAT I AM TRAINING ATHLETES IN MY GARAGE. WHEN HE IS HERE INTHE USA (HE WORKS OVER SEAS ABOUT 6 MONTHS A YEAR) HE IS ALWAYS DRUNK AND CAUSING PROBLEMS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD! A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO HE WAS PASSED OUT DRUNK ON HIS TABLE IN HIS BACK YARD. THE REASON I KNOW THIS IS, FROM MY GARARGE WHERE WE TRAIN I CAN SEE THAT PART OF HIS BACK YARD ACROSS THE STREET. ANYWAY ABOUT A HOUR AFTER TRAINING THE LADY WHO LIVES BESIDE ME CAME RUNNING OVER TO MY HOUSE SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER ABOUT THIS HUGE SNAKE THAT WAS AT HER BACK DOOR AND THAT HER HUSBAND (MY FRIEND) WAS AT WORK. SO I WALKED OVER THERE BECAUSE I AM NOT AFRAID OF SNAKES. WHEN I WALKED THROUGH THE BACK YARD I SAW A VERY LARGE (6 FT) MULTI COLORED SNAKE IN FRONT OF HER BACK DOOR. I THOUGHT TO MYSELF SHOULD I JUST KILL IT OR WHAT!! THEN I REALIZED THAT MY DRUNKEN JERK OF A NEIGHBOR WAS PASSED OUT ON HIS PICNIC TABLE IN HIS BACK YARD. I COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER PLACE TO RELOCATE THIS BAD BOY!! MY NEIGHBOR WAS ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN I PICKED BIG BOY AND STARTED SWINGING IT LIKE A LASSO OVER MY HEAD. IF YOU GRAB A SNAKE BY THE TAIL AND SWING IN A CIRCLE IT BECOMES DISORIENTED AND THEN THERES NO PROBLEM HANDLING IT. AS I WALKED FROM HER BACK YARD SWINGING THE SNAKE SHE ASKED ME. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT!! I STARTED TO LAUGH AND I SAID THAT I AM GOING TO THROW IT ON OUR NEIGHBOR WHILE HE WAS PASSED OUT IN THE BACK YARD.. SHE ALSO STARTED TO LAUGH AND AGREED THAT SINCE HE'S SUCH A HORSE'S ASS MOST OF THE TIME THAT HE DESERVED IT. ANYWAY I TOSSED OVER THE FENCE WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING OFF HIS 24 PACK AND THE SNAKE LANDED FAIRLY CLOSE TO WHERE HE WAS LYING.. I NEVER SAW HIDE NOR EYE BALLS OF THAT SNAKE AGAIN. ITS BEEN KIND OF A FUN JOKE BETWEEN MY NEIGHBORS AND ME.
EVEN THOUGH THIS ISN'T OLIFTING RELATED, I MUST SAY THAT THIS IS THE GUY THAT WANTS TO SHUT TEAM HOUSTON DOWN BECAUSE HE'S A ANGRY SOB THAT DOSEN'T LIKE KIDS OR THE SPORT OF WEIGHTLIFTING!! HELL HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE HIMSELF!! I AM SURE THAT THIS INDIVIDUAL IS CONTINUING HIS MISSION TO GET US OUT OF THE GARAGE. HE HAS ALREADY THREATENED ME TWICE (FROM THE STREET). HE HASN'T COME INTO MY YARD TALKING HIS CRAP, MAYBE HE HASN'T BEEN THAT DRUNK YET (OR MAYBE HE UNDERSTANDS THE LAWS OF PHYSICS)!!!!!!!!! HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!
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