i WOKE UP THE OTHER MORNING WITH THE TEMP @ -2 AND A WIND CHILL ABOUT -8. MY DOG SLEEPS ON OUR BED AT THE END AND LIKES TO DO HER BUSINESS WHEN I LEAVE FOR WORK AROUND 7:00AM. WELL, THE KIDS FED HER SOME TYPE OF SWEETS AND THE DOG POOPED RIGHT BESIDE MY BED WHERE I GET UP. IT WAS DARK OUT AT 4:30AM AND I AWOKE AND ROLLED OUT OF BED ONLY TO STEP IN A LARGE LOOSE PILE OF DO-DO. I HOBBLED TO THE SHOWER ROOM AND WASHED MY ONE FOOT. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND THE DOG KNEW I WAS UPSET WITH HER. WHEN I GOT HOME, NO ONE CLEANED THE PO-PO UP AND I HAD TO CLEAN THE SMASHED UP DOG FECES. I FELT SORRY FOR THE LITTLE CREATURE. WHEN YOU GOTTA GO, YA GOTTA GO. NOTHING WORSE THAN TAMPING DOG DO IN THE CARPET AT 4:30 AM. PLUS, SHE WILL PO-PO ON THE SQUAT PLATFORM IF SHE ISN'T TAKEN OUTSIDE. SHE LOVES TO WATCH LIFTING. SHE KNOWS ALL ABOUT THE SPORT. SHE JUST HAS TO LEARN TO PO-PO IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD THAT YELLS ABOUT THE BANGING OF PLATES AT 5:00 AM 4 TIMES A WEEK. LOVE YOUR DOGS, HILLBILLY SCOTT. AND DON'T SAY YOUR DOG HASN'T PO-PO'D IN YOUR HOME. PO-PO JUST HAPPENS.
