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SAY IT AIN'T SO JOE DALTON/ For Immediate Release

Posted By: Scott Tusic (cdm-75-108-41-187.asbnva.dhcp.suddenlink.net)
Date: Sunday, July 1, 2007, @ 9:20 a.m.

(WNW-7-1-07): News from the "WORLD NEWS, WEEKLY EDITION," claims that an unknown Texan, a "Houstonian," is going to compete (Powerlifting) in Las Vegas, Nevada and reports are somewhat sketchy but, this "Houstonian" claims he has found the fountain of youth. Sometype of concoction made from prairie weed and cactus needles. It supposedly (this fountain of youth supplement) makes him/her very grouchy but turns back the hands of time regarding strength, vim & vigor, power output. The USOC (United States Olympic Committee) states the World News Weekly found out about this secret from a "Hillbilly" (a self practicing herbalogist) in rural WV. "The Hillbilly" says, nothing but a good shot of "Tarpin Ridge Sippin' Whiskey" is the only known fact that will do what this Houstonian Powerlifter has concocted and may sue the USOC for false endorsement findings. Now from what I have heard, by many people who read this "World Weekly News" publication, all is true and this "Houstonian" is about to show the World what power the ingriedients possess.

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• SAY IT AIN'T SO JOE DALTON/ For Immediate Release
  Scott Tusic (cdm-75-108-41-187.asbnva.dhcp.suddenlink.net) -- Sunday, July 1, 2007, @ 9:20 a.m.
  • Not so
    JoeDalton (cpe-72-177-175-13.houston.res.rr.com) -- Monday, July 2, 2007, @ 8:59 p.m.
    • YOU ARE A LEGEND/ HOPE YOU WELL GOOD MAN *NM*
      Scott Tusic (cdm-75-108-41-187.asbnva.dhcp.suddenlink.net) -- Monday, July 2, 2007, @ 10:34 p.m.
      • A legend
        JoeDalton (cpe-72-177-175-13.houston.res.rr.com) -- Wednesday, July 4, 2007, @ 12:11 a.m.